The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to become black!

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!