Having the power of a normal human

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to ejaculate

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to smell water.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!