The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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to die when you are happy

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to have hindsight.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!