The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!