The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power of self mind control

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!