The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make my own sandwich

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to see through glass

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!