- Pointless Super Powers

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to drown on land.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to do nothing with your life.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!