The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!