The power to see what's behind you.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to not get shit dick

Being able to fly in place.

the power of being yourself

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The ability to change races.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!