- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to become a llama.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to have a power

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

the ability to constantly have the fever

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

Pointless Super Powers