- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to lose this power.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

The power to wear crocs.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

Pointless Super Powers