- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to turn into an escalator

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to die when you die

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

being able to blow up and die

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

Pointless Super Powers