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The power to vote in a republican democracy.
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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else
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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.
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The power to poo in the toilet
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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.
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The power to read your own thoughts.
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The power to wear crocs.
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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.
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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )
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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers
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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to light glue on fire.
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The power to blink a nano second slower
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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you
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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls
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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.
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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.
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The power to emit contagious yawns.
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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock
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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)
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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.
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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)
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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again
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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!