The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power to blink a nano second slower

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

the power to complete math exercises

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to turn into an escalator

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!