The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!