The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to die

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The power to dance really well

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to die early.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!