The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to breath at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!