The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!