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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.
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The power to love Justin Bieber
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
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the ability to smell sounds
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the power to be infinitely constipated
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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The power to have a power
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The power of gentle breeze
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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.
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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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The power to circumcise yourself
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The power drown in water
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.
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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.
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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.
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The power to stand still for five hours
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!