The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

the power to control urine

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

The power to make dad jokes.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power of gentle breeze

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power drown in water

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to circumcise yourself

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!