The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to eat nandos

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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32% Levitation.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!