the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!