The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!