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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to kill yourself

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to predict the present

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!