The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to eat nandos

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!