To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!