The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!