The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!