The power to turn into an escalator

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!