The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!