The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!