The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be wrong

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to control dodos

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The power to not exist.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!