The power to mind reeds

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!