the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to have a dick in the box

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!