The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to to think less

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!