The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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to make asians smart

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!