The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to breath at will.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!