the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to be wrong

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!