The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!