the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to read captchas

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The abilty to go through water.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to like this power

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to plank

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!