The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!