every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!