- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to eat ass.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

Pointless Super Powers