The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!