- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to speak only in binary

The power to close your nose

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to turn food into shit.

power to eat through your but

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

Being a freemason

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to jump faster.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to not have a power.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

the power to become retarded

Pointless Super Powers