- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

solar powered night-vision

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

Pointless Super Powers