The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to hate nature

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!