The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to fail at everything you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!