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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets
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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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Nihat Do?an
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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The power to see 2 min. into the past.
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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.
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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.
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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.
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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)
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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*
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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese
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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.
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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.
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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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the power of becoming a ginger.
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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"
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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.
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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself
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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.
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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.
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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!