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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.
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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.
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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food
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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]
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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"
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the power to read captchas
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The ability to find a squirrels nuts
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The power to smell thoughts.
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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.
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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen
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the power to be able to blow air
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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY
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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.
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The power to plank
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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to
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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.
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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.
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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop
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The power to think salmon.
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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets
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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....
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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!