The power to kill yourself

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to like this power

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to plank

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to to think less

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!