The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!