The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!