The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to eat ass.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!