The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to watch tv

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!