The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to part...hair.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!