- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to not exist.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The abilty to go through water.

the power to fail at everything you

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to have no powers

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

Power to develop diseases.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to be stupid

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to see even though you can already see.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

Pointless Super Powers