- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to levitate birds

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to control sloths

The power to die while dieing

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to never stop shitting.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

the ability to lick your own anus

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

Pointless Super Powers