the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to die while dieing

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!