The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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the power to read captchas

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!