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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers
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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century
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The power to talk to people miles away.
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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.
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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you
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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.
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The power to have backround music in your life.
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only
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The power to breathe
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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho
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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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The power to grow one wing
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solar powered night-vision
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The power to blink slightly less often.
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the power to be able to speel ronj
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to push a door that only pulls.
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The ability to fart like a zombie.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!