The power to close your nose

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the power to sneeze cum

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!